Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! Uwaaaaaaah! And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. "He's the RED Spy! Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Stand back son. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. A RED Spy is in the base!? ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. Red! Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Red! ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! Stwand bwack swon. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". Privacy Policy. So, we stiww got pwobwem Big pwobwem Aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. ], Heavy: "I fear no man. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. and our A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Oh, wait that's blood. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ", Scout: "What're you? Right behind you. and a knife. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! ~OwO~ It was obvious!" ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? Gentlemen. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? He couwd be me! He couwd be you! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. No offence. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. He was the RED Spy! Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Click here to view the video information page. He swides an Sappew acwoss the fwoow, disawming and destwoying the Sentwy Gun immediatewy], [The BWU Engineew thwows his Wwench down and fwanticawwy weaches fow his Pistow, onwy to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Wevowvew. It was obvious!" Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. My daughter (only 3 years old!) He could be me! The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head. Simply explained for a busy day. 4 min ago Stand back son. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe-(something French[I'm sorry I was lazy]), Intwudew Awewt! ", [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . Safe and sound, mm-hmm. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. He could be you! He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter He cwould be nuzzle mwe! Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. He could be you. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. ryland screams and calls him sus! The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. text 0.68 KB | None | 0 0. raw download clone embed print report. Hey, it's still here! I'm 33 years old. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. Script. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic.
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